Monday, December 07, 2009

They're back

I'm back to the status haiku - but not before a quick update:
Started rotations - completed 3 actually: 2 primary care and 1 internal med. I absolutely adore primary care, adore patients, love patient care continuity, can't beat the schedule.

Hated IM 1 - too much rounding, loooong hours, too much academic bullshit, too much hierarchy (med students --> interns --> residents --> attendings...), and worst of all, barely any patient contact. I would carry one patient and see them for maybe a half hour each day, the rest of the day spent rounding on other patients, writing notes, attending classes. Blech. I was at the VA hospital, and I do love the vets - what a lovely bunch of patients. I just didn't see enough of them. And the upshot anyway is that the worst day on rotations beats the best day in that classroom!

IM 2 should be better though, I'll be at Yale on the hospitalist team, paired with PA's! It's not an academic service, so I'll actually be doing what PA's can do all day - take care of patients, etc. Here's hoping, anyway.

That said, I have a month in between for thesis preparation (thesis month 1 of 2). I have no idea what is expected of me this month as far as a "progress report" but I'll get it done and then I'll have a bit of a vacation. The only one I'll get this year, I might add.

12 more months to go!

And here are my last 2 status haiku:

Haircut, face wax, dress

All ready for the party

Why this belly ache?!


Slothful, waking up

Crusted lids, aching body

The morning after

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Winding down

Didactic year ends
Do you think I will miss it?
What, are you kidding?!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Slowly going mad

I have gotten to the point where everything non-medical makes me think medical (my brother says his heart is well - i think chest pain and shortness of breath) and everything medical makes me hungry (to wit: below)

31 more days of didactic year to go. And that includes weekends. Fuck yeah.

O cervical os
A round O, a donut hole
Making me hungry

Friday, July 03, 2009

A fight with Lucy

A fight with the girl
Blow out the pipes and we're done
Kiss and make up, healed (status haiku)

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

An extra one

Dreams of a patient
Stenosis murmurs loudly
Smiles softly through wires

Summer

Summer's here at last
Taking barely passing grades
So I can enjoy (status haiku)

Monday, June 08, 2009

Lucy's tooth (status haiku)

Lucy lost a tooth
Pumping her legs on the swing
High and fast she grows

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The cycle begins again

I took my pathology exam today, and now I must prepare for GI. Here's my status haiku for the day:

Sits down to study
Lids and heart heavy, she sighs
The next starts too soon

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I-miss-Seattle-on-memorial-day haiku

Seattle Folklife
Fountain, sunshine, music, FOOD
a thing that I miss

Friday, May 15, 2009

Friday haiku

Dirty martinis
Not quite two and feeling buzzed
Tolerance gone

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Physiology haiku

Physiology
Really, how hard can it be
Breathe in, breathe out, right?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Status haiku

OK, so my head has been buried under mountains of books. There is just no time. Nope. Nada. So, I'm taking a page from my dad's blog book and I'm updating my status (on Facebook too) with haiku. I figure I can manage 17 syllables once in a while.

Procrastinating
Brush teeth tap feet hum facebook
Anything but lungs

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nothing of interest - A lesson in derm.

I really don't have anything of interest to say so I thought I'd post a couple quotes from my derm module:

From a slide of a gory blistery arm: 
"Most common chronic, autoimmune, subepidermal, blistering disease"
Which begs the question, what is the LEAST common chronic, autoimmune, subepidermal, blistering disease?

A resident lecturer's statement on another disease:
"For as benign as this is, it can kill you."

And from another lecturer:
"In no particular order, this appears in red, blue and white.  White first, then blue and then red."
In other words, in no particular order except in the reverse order from which they were stated.

And finally, upon seeing a picture of a child with impetigo and asking questions, Lucy wanted to know, "What does that feel like to the germs?"
To which I replied (while tickling her face of course), "mmmmmm yummy face!"

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

1-20-09

I am truly proud of us this moment.  
Proud that we were able to remember our mistakes and move forward.
That our collective memory is short but our sense of American pride is long.
That out of darkness we rose up instead of shrinking beneath.
That our President speaks in full sentences with real words and we endeavor to keep up instead of keeping ourselves down.
That the American spirit is indomitable but malleable, optimistic and idealistic, determined and steadfast.
I am proud of all of us right now and I am ready to take responsibility and move forward.

And to quote Lucy, "Go Obama!  G-O Obama!"