--I made a grammatical error in my last comment and had to delete and repost. I have OCD. Don't judge me!--
Jesus (pronounced hey-suess) H. Christ (pronounced phonetically)! I have a lot of blog commenting catching up to do. So, this might actually read as a blog. Or an excerpt from War and Peace. We’ll see how my skills at “wrapping it up” have progressed.
1. I’m happy you had a blast on all of your vacations. I know what it is like to be thousands of miles away from people you love dearly and nothing centers the soul as much as getting to bask in their glorious presence.
2. This being said, it is the ONLY reason I will allow you to move to the East coast if the offer presents itself. I know that you could kick my ass and go anyway. I also know you are an adult and will make your own choices, even if I am hanging from your pants and screaming like a banshee. I’m just saying, for what it is worth, you have my blessing to go. As long as you have a spare room so that I might come and visit you and make you take me out on the town(s).
3. I miss Kung Fu. There is a lot of weirdness that surrounds my decision to stay away. Several reasons, some you know and some you don’t. I just really, really, really wish that everything would be bunny rabbits and cupcakes in my life and that I lived in Capitol Hill.
4. I’m also pissed about the asshats who keyed your car. I think that if I could chose who precisely was in it, I would enjoy the world a lot more. Can you please explain to me what the point of having a SECURITY camera is if they don’t have zoom. What The Fawk? What if those knobs would have blown up your car, snorted blow off a hooker and robbed the Red Robin? Ooops. Sorry. They probably learned their lesson, so we’ll let ‘em off this time. I say no to that.
5. I’m sad to hear that you went through a rough spot and even more sad to hear that I didn’t even get to talk to you through it. That is essentially how I have been feeling since about February. Only recently have the weasels slinked away and let me be happy again.
6. Good luck with your new classes! I am jealous that you get to be a student.
7. I miss you. I need you. I am lost without you. Let’s drink beer.
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--I made a grammatical error in my last comment and had to delete and repost. I have OCD. Don't judge me!--
Jesus (pronounced hey-suess) H. Christ (pronounced phonetically)!
I have a lot of blog commenting catching up to do. So, this might actually read as a blog. Or an excerpt from War and Peace. We’ll see how my skills at “wrapping it up” have progressed.
1. I’m happy you had a blast on all of your vacations. I know what it is like to be thousands of miles away from people you love dearly and nothing centers the soul as much as getting to bask in their glorious presence.
2. This being said, it is the ONLY reason I will allow you to move to the East coast if the offer presents itself. I know that you could kick my ass and go anyway. I also know you are an adult and will make your own choices, even if I am hanging from your pants and screaming like a banshee. I’m just saying, for what it is worth, you have my blessing to go. As long as you have a spare room so that I might come and visit you and make you take me out on the town(s).
3. I miss Kung Fu. There is a lot of weirdness that surrounds my decision to stay away. Several reasons, some you know and some you don’t. I just really, really, really wish that everything would be bunny rabbits and cupcakes in my life and that I lived in Capitol Hill.
4. I’m also pissed about the asshats who keyed your car. I think that if I could chose who precisely was in it, I would enjoy the world a lot more. Can you please explain to me what the point of having a SECURITY camera is if they don’t have zoom. What The Fawk? What if those knobs would have blown up your car, snorted blow off a hooker and robbed the Red Robin? Ooops. Sorry. They probably learned their lesson, so we’ll let ‘em off this time. I say no to that.
5. I’m sad to hear that you went through a rough spot and even more sad to hear that I didn’t even get to talk to you through it. That is essentially how I have been feeling since about February. Only recently have the weasels slinked away and let me be happy again.
6. Good luck with your new classes! I am jealous that you get to be a student.
7. I miss you. I need you. I am lost without you. Let’s drink beer.
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